Why does my Dog's Haircut cost more than mine? (Top10)
10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your bottom.
9. You don't go for eight weeks without washing
or brushing your hair.
8. Your hairdresser doesn't throw in a free Brazilian !
7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean out your ears.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies
from your eyes.
5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair
on your head.
2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.
and the number 1 reason
your dog's haircut costs more than yours:
1. The likelyhood of you pooing or weeing
while your hair is being cut is fairly slim!
